Top 9 Very Rude Birthday Cards UK – Birthday Greeting Cards

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12 inch Happy Birthday Balloons Perfect for Birthday Party Decorations, Black Gold Party Decorations Happy Birthday Bunting Banners, Happy Birthday Banner

YELYAN - Easy decoration: using the ribbon to hang"happybirthday" balloons banner on wall, ceiling or in courtyard, it is very easy to decorate the party. The balloons are perfect for birthday party decorations, window, you can stick the balloons to the wall or string them as banner and hang up to create a unique party scene or backdrop.

You can personalize it to your taste and occasion. Size of happy birthday banner: the size of each large happy birthday banners cards are 16cm x 12cm, reusable and environmentally. The spacing between the letters cards is adjustable, which is durable, you can move the it to have a different look. All colorful balloons and confetti balloons can support helium or air. After using, you can fold and store these colorful birthday decorations for next time using. The birthday balloons are made of double layer latex, so you don't have to worry about the balloon bursting after inflation.

The package includes: happy birthday balloon banner + 4pcs gold confetti latex balloons + 4pcs gold latex balloons +4pcs black latex balloons + 1 roll 10 meter white ribbon, perfect birthday decorations, bring you a unique and wonderful party. Various decoration: this banner would be perfect for any age, birthday girl, birthday boy, decorate a wall, and adult birthdays too. High quality birthday party decoration: the birthday banner is made of high-quality paper, eco-friendly, safety, sturdy and durable, no smell. You can enjoy the fun of popping the balloons and the glitter shower on the party.

2. Kids Against Maturity

Kids Against Maturity: Card Game for Kids and Families, Super Fun Hilarious for Family Party Game Night

Kids Against Maturity - One thing is for sure; just like other tabletop board games, it’ll get your kids away from their phones, Fortnite, tablets, and other electronic devices for at least 30-90 min. Best results when played with 4 players or more. Each question asker chooses the funniest answer, and the player with the highest amount of most amusing responses, wins the game.

Are you sick of the same old dated games every game night? This instant classic was made and played by parents like you. Unplug together! With age-appropriate toilet humor and funny innuendos for the adults, it can be enjoyed by all ages. It’s simple & absolutely hilarious – kids against maturity combines the tried and tested fill-in-the- blank game-play, a perfect enjoyable hilarious way to bring your family together. Obligatory warning – humorless hover-parents and those who don’t appreciate flatulence jokes, may not approve.

Get the game rolling in seconds – each player gets 10 white answer cards and takes turns asking the blue question cards. Become an instant champion while camping, sleepovers, game nights, family gatherings, summer camp, plane trips and more!. Please remove any card that yOU DON’T APPROVE OF. Best family fun game – dear evolved parents, kids against maturity is the perfect parental tool to approach playtime and family time. It’s portable and a take anywhere size game.
BrandKids Against Maturity
ManufacturerEl El Sea
Height10.16 cm (4 Inches)
Length5.08 cm (2 Inches)
Width15.24 cm (6 Inches)
Part Number868989000400

3. Boxer Gifts

One Size, Clear, Boxer Gifts Old Age Emergency Pants | Funny Gift for Retirement Birthday Christmas Secret Santa Boxer Briefs

Boxer Gifts - Unisex – old age doesn’t discriminate! these ‘highly fashionable’ plastic pants make a great gift for both him and her! Disclaimer – please please please don’t actually try use these as actual pants, you’ll have to spend all afternoon cleaning up your mess and at your old age that might put your back out! Never get caught short again – old age shrinking your bladder? stuggle to get to the toilet on time because you’re soooooo old? Grab these novelty emergency pants and never get caught short again! Hilarious old age gift – get a friend, retirement, 50th or 60th birthday, christmas or secret santa, family member or colleague approaching a milestone age? Whether it’s for a 40th, these hilarious joke pants makes a great gift sure to make them laugh!.

BrandBoxer Gifts
ManufacturerBoxer Gifts
Height0.99 cm (0.39 Inches)
Length10.01 cm (3.94 Inches)
Weight0.01 kg (0.02 Pounds)
Width10.01 cm (3.94 Inches)
Part NumberBB1009

4. Volsha

10 Pcs Latex Ballons with 1 Pcs Ribbons, Bride To Be Banner Balloons Decoration Set for Bridal Shower Wedding Hen Night Party Decor, Volsha Hen Party Accessories Set, 1 Pcs Bride To Be Letter Banner

Volsha - The package includes:rose gold glitter party decorations kit Package includes 1 Pcs Letters BRIDE TO BE Banner and a bride to be balloon set10 pcs). Easy to assemble & look great:easy to finish decoration within few minutes, doors, wall, hanging on the ceiling, under the veranda or garden branches, light weight without worrying about falling.

High quality:banner is made of high-quality paper, The balloons are made of double layer latex, environmentally friendly, soft and beautiful, strong and durable, healthy, no smell, non-toxic and harmless. Size&color-the bride to be banner length:3m/108ft, 4pcs white latex balloons + 3 rose gold confetti balloons+ 3pcs rose gold balloons With bride to be pattern, all sized 12 inches.

Perfect gift:glittering design: bride to be set is very suitable for hen parties, engagement parties, hen nights, bachelor parties, weddings, bridal showers, etc. The hen party banner adopts the combination of rose glitter card and ring to highlight the party theme.
Part NumberBride to be set

5. YouCute

Glow Sticks 45 PCS Party Favours Supplies Neon Party Packs Glasses Bracelet In The Dark For Children Adults

YouCute - Safe and non-toxic these are made of waterproof material, non-toxic and non-flammable to ensure kids safety. Longer lasting - made of high quality materials to ensure up 6 - 10 hours of glowing light so you could enjoy your party all night without worrying they would dark.

Add more fun to your light-up party celebration! Best gift-the package include many different connector, like eyeglasses, kids can create a clolorful world, flowers, balls, necklace etc. Very suitable for classroom rewards, Party gift. Easy to use-you’re ready to party remove a glow stick from the pack and bend it until you hear it click then shake it, That you can enjoy the whole night fun. Perfect for party- perfect for wedding, dance party, halloween party, camping, Glow party, Birthday party, Christmas etc.
Height0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Length20 cm (7.87 Inches)
Width0.5 cm (0.2 Inches)
Part NumberYC45

6. LimaLima

LimaLima 50th Birthday Badge 50 Today 76mm Pin Button Novelty Gift Men Women Him Her

LimaLima - 50th birthday badge 76mm pin. Designed and manufactured in the UK by LimaLima. Professionally printed, colourful design. 50th birthday gift party accessory decoration gift. High quality pin button birthday badge.
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7. Big Potato

Herd Mentality: The Udderly Addictive Family Board Game

Big Potato - We'll stop milking it. Until you can moo-ve it on to someone else. For ages 10+ for between 4-20 players. Ok. One of the most udderly amoosing new family board games for 2021.

Let cattle commence! if your answer is the odd one out, you'll be given the dreaded Pink Cow and you'll have no chance of winning. Easy to learn, quick to play. Whatever you do, don't stand out: This is a Social Deduction game to put all the others out to pasture. Would you rather have robot arms or robot legs? don't know the answer? try to figure out what everyone else would write! If your answer is in the majority, you win cows. Wanna join the herd? flip over a question, grab a pencil and follow the crowd in this family strategy board game.
BrandBig Potato
ManufacturerBig Potato
Height26.6 cm (10.47 Inches)
Length20.3 cm (7.99 Inches)
Width6.7 cm (2.64 Inches)
Part NumberHERD01

8. ZaxiDeel

Colorful Fidget toy for Kids and Adults with ADHD, Autism, ZaxiDeel 12 Pack Sensory Stress Ball, Alleviate Tension, Anxiety and Improve Focus

ZaxiDeel - Perfect gift for kids and adults - our grape ball is a great gift for easter, boyfriend, girlfriend, mother, or even grandparents. Our stress balls are softer and more durable than other brands, Can be used with confidence for a long time. Relieve stress & hand exercise & boost confidence - anti-stress ball is a great relaxing toy for those who use computers and exercise their hands regularly.

It can strengthen the muscles of the hands, which is ideal for release stress, rehabilitation, holding them will feel relaxed and confident, wrists, when you are nervous or stressed, physical therapy. No one can resist such a soft, cute, and stress relief toy. You will have twelve times the fun and sensory stimulation. To restore clean, students, school, therapists, providing a safe user experience. Set of 12 - we provide 12 decompression ballses for you to use with your family or friends. These fidget stress balls are not sticky, just wipe with a damp cloth or wash directly with water.

Colorful squeeze balls - 12 pcs different colors novelty pressures ball of advance and durable material. Safety & easy to clean - this stress ball pack is safe and easy to clean. Hold them tightly or squeeze them, and watch it bounce back to its original shape to relieve stress. We are committed to making the most joyful toys, Birthday, Christmas, and party bag fillers to Surprise your children, wife, husband, father, which will be satisfied not only for you but also for your family or friends.
Height10 cm (3.94 Inches)
Length23.5 cm (9.25 Inches)
Width16.5 cm (6.5 Inches)
Part NumberLS168FTS-2

9. Skillmatics

Skillmatics Card Game : Train of Thought | Gifts, Family Connection & Conversation Starters for 6 Year Olds and Up

Skillmatics - Card game of interesting questions & real connections - make emotional connections as you ask and answer thoughtful questions and complete fun challenges with this easy-to-learn card game. Includes : 110 thoughtful question cards, 20 Action Cards, 20 Wild Cards, Instruction Manual and a handy box to store it all.

Super fun for kids & adults - great way to inspire meaningful conversation and learn new things about the people you love. Great present – perfect present for all occasions, camping trips, get together with friends, including game nights, birthdays, team building activities and icebreakers. How to win - each player draws a card from the center and takes turns answering questions. Cards are of 3 colors, each color represents a train compartment.

Be the first player to complete your 'Train of Thought' by collecting 3 complete compartment sets, 1 set of each of the 3 colors of cards. If you could travel anywhere right now, where would you go? Who do you think knows you best? Learn more about ones you love as you engage in fun and meaningful conversations! Be the first to complete your 'Train of Thought’ to win the game. Perfect for family game night! Suitable for ages 6+ and ideal for 2-6 players.
ManufacturerGrasper Global Private Limited
Height4.4 cm (1.73 Inches)
Length19.3 cm (7.6 Inches)
Weight0.35 kg (0.77 Pounds)
Width15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Part NumberSKILL93TOT